Lauren Lau The Meowist

Everyone holds stress in their nervous system. When it's discharged, notes of health and safety ripple across all levels of body, psyche, and self.


The Meowist Thing is a blend of daoist massage, acupuncture, and happiness coaching aimed to kick the butts of (dis)stress, pain, worry, and that unmentionable thing that's so terribly ruff.


I guide you into states of deep rest.

Always be ready to live well.

Pounce on your purrrpose!

About Me

I guide regular people through vivid personal and professional growth using touch, dialogue, and deeply delightful meowist ways.


Months and Quarters.

The daoist approach to Chinese medicine emphasizes attunement to seasonal transitions and waypoints.  ♥The Meowist offers special clinics during significant periods in the calendar to channel the power of time-based acupuncture.

These clinics occur in a community-style setting, where participants contribute to creating a sacred space.  The qi field compounds as we are together, and we collectively support change and the blossoming of unconditional potential.

SEASONAL EVENTS focus on solstices, equinoxes, and midway points, and how to self-care and prepare for cyclical shifts of energy throughout the year.


MONTHLY EVENTS focus on an organ and its daoist profile in the domains of body, mind, and spirit.

Monthly organ clinics.

HEART in July.


Sunday, July 14, 2019, 11am to 1pm-ish.  


We'll start with an introduction to daoist and meowist medicine.  There will be a guided meditation or two, and we'll discuss the Heart organ and its domain in daoist medicine.  We'll end with acupuncture. 

Sliding scale $25 to $50.

Please email me to indicate interest and reserve your space,

Summer Solstice.

Choose from two sessions:

Thursday, June 20 at 7pm or

Friday, June21, 2019 at 7pm. 


Small groups, please RSVP.  The event is expected to be about 2 hours.  


We'll start with an introduction to daoist and meowist medicine and a guided meditation.  We'll discuss Summer, self-care for Summertime, and Summer in context of what came before (Spring) and what comes after (Autumn).  We'll end with acupuncture for everyone in a community-style setting.  


Cost is at-will donation -- give what you can ($0 to eleventy tjrllion dollars) and don't let monies interfere with your participation.


Contact me via email to indicate interest and be updated,

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